I'm not exactly sure how this metaphor is going to play out, but lets whip it out and go for it!!
Those other roosters don't have the same colored feathers that we do, or the long talons, so they don't quite measure up when it comes time to fighting for those precious leads your business needs in order to scale.
We're hungry, dangerous, spectacular roosters...
Below, A List of Where We Are As A Company In Terms Of Strengths And Weaknesses (Don't Do The Math):